Ok, here´s another shot at the pee story. I hope I wont close the window again. 😯

At the end of my mailround, around 9.45 am, I get to the post house at the hospital. I sit down, and the lady starts to tell an unbelievable story. Don´t know who I am talking about? Read this.

As on every work day, she went to the bus station in the morning, sat down on the same bench, and waited for the bus. When she got up, she noticed that she was all wet.

Normally you´d think that someone had spilled something, or maybe it rained over night, but nope. Of course someone must have peed on the bench, in her mind at least.

Now if that wasn´t enough for me to pee myself (laughing), the lady went on to say that she feels awefully disgusted with having human pee on her clothes. She then asked us, if she could have possibly catched some illnesses…like Aids, Syphillis, and all the other sexual things you can get. She decided to have her blood tested after work.

We managed to calm her down a bit…not without me teasing her a little, too much fun!

In the end she said “Now when I haven´t catched any diseases after all, I am going to be at least mentally sick”.

ROFL!!!!

(hmmm, first try came over funnier, or maybe you just had to be there…)