Grumpy Old King is on my daily must do list on Neopets. You have to try and make the King laugh. Hard thing to do as it is completly random, which means pure luck. Most of the times he doesnt react at all. Did you see the pic that I posted yesterday? This one:
I really only just noticed a second ago, that this had consequences, this one:
Second place at Grumpy Old King!!
Ahhhh, so cool, my User Profile is getting really full! And I am still on place 7.
10:37 pm on April 19th, 2004
2:41 am on April 26th, 2004
*envies you* I play on Neopets too, quite a lot. Do you mind posting what questiong you used? I really want that avatar!
11:59 pm on May 14th, 2004
Could you e-mail me the question you used? Please?
1:23 am on April 12th, 2005
NEED THE JOKE! I once made a joke about soem peophins … and he merely chucked.
3:17 pm on July 9th, 2005
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6:57 am on August 29th, 2005
I also need the joke for the grumpy old king. Could you please tell me the joke so i could earn some neopoint. thank-you.
Ps- if you want to keep your joke a secret it is find with me because it sort of your choice.
4:53 pm on October 9th, 2005
comment: I have been trying for ever to get this thing to work! it wont.
.p.s. I have sudgestion to make, I really like the turtle idea but, since the turtles and the text are in the same color its kind of hard to read. I think you should make the text………… PINK! (who doesn’t like pink?) oh and im ubsest with turtles to!
8:36 pm on October 9th, 2005
what joke did u tell the grumpy king?
6:05 am on November 27th, 2005
suckers… hehehe
hay…. that person looks like me… RUN!!
6:23 pm on December 11th, 2005
can ya email the joke to meh??
😉
5:17 pm on December 17th, 2005
comment what was the joke
2:18 pm on December 30th, 2005
Please tell me the joke!!! Or e-mail me. my e-mail is misinha26@hotmail.com
8:24 pm on January 2nd, 2006
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like everyone else… i REally Need the Joke … i realy want the trophy… pleaze email
2:48 pm on March 29th, 2006
3:44 am on April 30th, 2006
man……… getting a joke for king dude is tough
all you guys need to do is to try hard at all the games and see what games you are good at 🙂 there re more ways than one top get a trophy u know….. 
3:54 am on April 30th, 2006
a real easy game top play is Usuki Frenzy 🙂 i currently have 200 ponits on that game i am seriosu its really good 🙂
4:56 pm on May 2nd, 2006
Guys! It’s random! Hello? Everyone can make him laugh!
4:57 pm on May 2nd, 2006
If u want to neomail me it’s needguild
4:48 pm on May 6th, 2006
I have to commment. These picture things are well ace.
Haha
-makeout- Hehe
7:03 pm on June 11th, 2006
all the time i have played on neopets i have told all of the jokes i can AND I DONT WORK *cries* if you have won wot was ur joke?
8:18 am on June 26th, 2006
helle what jok did u tell him coss i need some np plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:arrow::grin::evil:
9:43 pm on June 28th, 2006
Here’s Mine, it got a chuckle, i tried to think what could relate to the king, and since he was invaded by moehogs, I thought he’d find it funny.
Q: When can you trust a mischievous Moehog with a bad case for NeoPox?
A: You can’t !:evil::evil::grin::evil::grin:
3:45 am on July 6th, 2006
What was the joke? Pleease tell me. I need NP. I don’t have anything. Please tell me! 😥
9:54 pm on July 9th, 2006
IM the ppoorest of them all "SNIFF" on neopets i need at least a little fame im not lying about this and even in my real life im abused. please can you give me it please11:06 pm on July 16th, 2006
the same joke dosent work the same each time. its totally random.
7:02 pm on July 30th, 2006
Hey what joke did ya tel the king? can you remember?
12:55 am on August 16th, 2006
Could you email me the question u used i need neopoints really badly my email is rockingdylan@hotmail.com
6:56 am on August 29th, 2006
wow the best i got was like a 579, can i have a copy of the joke u used? – bman_88@sbcglobal.net
8:41 pm on September 28th, 2006
I’m just wondering, do you know any jokes that’ll make king skarl laugh? xD:!:
4:13 pm on November 1st, 2006
Wise Old King
King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom…
“It’s a sad day when you can no longer trust success are similar to the greed of an blueberry Blooky,” you declare perceptively.
He ponders all that you have said.
Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.
King Hagan Says:
Ahh, brilliant! It’s good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there.
I give you an A+! (753 out of 1000)
You must take this gift from me.
King Hagan hands you:
Advanced Learning
He also gives you 443 Neopoints!
Something Has Happened!
You are now eligible to use ‘Skeith – King Hagan’ as an avatar on the NeoBoards!
WOOT im in 40th place lol
4:46 pm on November 1st, 2006
Congratulations, this is awesome!!!!
6:43 pm on December 16th, 2006
Q: Who will you tell a family of cloud Chombies from exploring a Grooming Parlour?
A: The equipped with an orb of blue Candy Vampire Candychans!
i got an A for tht joke
6:22 am on December 28th, 2006
OMG, all of you leechers shut UP! Can you read? IF,if you read before you post you will notice that some of the comments say that it is completly RANDOM:shock:. For all you idiots out there that means that asking someone for the question and answer then using it on the king probibly WON’T WORK. 💡 I got i good idea! 😡 MAKE UP YOUR OWN! 😳 That was pretty long.:lol:
6:56 pm on January 14th, 2007
go here for grumpy old king jokes
http://terror-tyrannia.tripod.com/id11.html
11:10 pm on January 15th, 2007
Woww. u guys, i earn my own neopoints by finding answers on my own. Im also doing pretty good. If you need any advice or just want to be friends, my neo-user is coleloversp. talk to you on neopets!
1:37 am on April 13th, 2007
wow i need neopoints so bad =(
anyone have secrets? or add me as af riend =D
1:38 am on April 13th, 2007
mine is
patzgurl
1:31 pm on April 14th, 2007
hey you really like neopets dont you i only got into it like last year wat is the most money you have had?
11:40 pm on June 27th, 2007
what was the joke you used?
7:57 am on July 16th, 2007
Hey just wondering if u ever get a good joke that makes the king laugh cause I need it for avatar.Just mail me at hanny1095@sbcglobal.net.
9:04 pm on July 19th, 2007
Hope This Helps You Guys!!!
my username on Neopets is TSK_786…talk to you there
Grumpy old king jokes::
Q: Who will you tell a family of cloud Chombies from exploring a Grooming Parlour?
A: The equipped with an orb of blue Candy Vampire Candychans!
Q. who is an arrogant skeith wanting to dress up like the snow faerie?
A. you
Q.What do you do if *blank* fierce Peophins *blank* has eaten too much *blank* tin of olives?
A: You offering them a can of *blank* what what what *blank* * blank*.
Q: When would you trust a family of confused Combobot for get angry at on Garon the Lupe?
A: By can’t her a joint of blue Anubis Cobrall ice lollies!
Q: What is you make a flock of brave Chia find explore for Gadgadsbogen?
A: When it’s protected her a helmet of bubbling Alstaf Poogle Chomby tashes!
Q: What shouldn’t you trust a flock of blue Chias find eats the Giant Omelette?
A: When it’s shouldn’t an necklace of burst Bruce Crabula sandwiches!
Q: How aren’t you call a flock of blueberry Candy Vampire find eating at Cybunny Carnival?
A: A sporting by a necklace of checkered Brain Tree Crabula paint brushes!
Q: When wouldn’t you stop a herd of brown Chias from exploring to Garon the Lupe?
A: With wearing an official checkered Brucey B Crokabeks!
Q: What is make a herd of bashful Bruce apart dress up like at D’Achoo?
A: A don’t an map of blueberry Branston Combobot jellies!
Q: How do you make a family of robot Boogie with a knack at Cheat!?
A: When it’s equipped with a orb of blue Cherryberry Cybunny jellies!
Q: How aren’t make a family of black Bruces from dress up like at Dr Sloth?
A: At sporting an necklace of bubbling Boogie Chomby paint brushes!
Q: How can’t you call a family of arrogant Barbat find decides to avoid from Coltzan’s Shrine?
A: By don’t by a deck of blackened Basic Catamara cutlasses!
Q: What aren’t another name for a family of bashful Bruce apart deciding to avoid a Cybunny Carnival?
A: An can’t joint of blue Boogie Cobrall butter knives!
Q: How makes you recognize a pack of black Buzz to exploring D’Achoo?
A: With shouldn’t the secret of dried holiday juppies!
Q: How does you recognize a school of arrogant Ghostkerfish similar to likes drinking into M*YNCI?
A: When They’re shouldn’t the pitcher of disco Barbat burnumup Psimice!
Q: How aren’t you call a herd of brown GX-4 Oscilladroid find dress up like at Floppy Tongue?
A: At sporting an official checkered Bruce Cybunnys!
Q: What would you trust a herd of cloud Chia find exploring to Garon the Lupe?
A: You sporting by a orb of burst Brucey B Cybunny Stories!
Q: What won’t make a family of brave Draiks for dressing up like for Faerieland?
A: An wearing a official chokato Brucey B Cybunny pasties!
Q: What aren’t you call a herd of blueberry Buzz for eating a Faerieland?
A: A wearing an necklace of inverted Bri Crabula paint brushes!
Q: rambunctious GX-4 Oscilladroid manages to defeat The Swashbuckling Academy?
A: When They’re big book of quadruple chebu chebu supernova Doglefoxes!
Q: How aren’t you call upon a pack of baby Bruces from gets for Cybunny Carnival?
A: A can’t a official blueberry Dr. Sloth Combobot lives!
Q: What ?
A: what what what !
Q: a brave Candy Vampire dressing up like Bloaty Belly?
A: A 00 Hog !
Q: How would you trust ?
A: A what what what !
King Skarl Wisdom
1.i believe that an enemy is like a thornberry rock.
12:09 am on August 1st, 2007
YAY! this is the first for me!
Well looky there… You got a chuckle out of him.
King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 626 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.
King Skarl hands you:
Tasty Turnip Tartar
12:11 am on August 1st, 2007
i used: (it doesn’t even make any sense)
Q: What is another name for a family of Pirate Babaa ?
A: A big book of pirate Barbat Candychans!
2:20 am on August 7th, 2007
YAY! i did even better than before
………………………..
King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom…
“There’s something to be said for the honor of a loyal Warf,” you remark wisely.
He ponders all that you have said.
It seems he is not displeased. That’s good.
King Hagan Says:
Well you’re not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn’t too bad.
I give you a B! (730 out of 1000)
Here is something to help you study.
King Hagan hands you:
Cartography For Beginners
He also gives you 93 Neopoints!
8:04 am on August 13th, 2007
Oops that was just testing to see if it would go through.
King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 717 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.
King Skarl hands you:
Blackened Banana
Q: How do you make a ghost JubJub find a bad case of Bloaty Belly?
A: By wearing an official Faerie Ballet wrap !
1:14 am on August 26th, 2007
I came here and used some of the jokes that people left here that got them prais from the grumpy old king, but he wasn’t impressed at them: The jokes wont work 2 time sin a row, no matter how good it is! I made up a completely random one that made no sence and he loved it! Just click random things and he’ll like it more than any jokes you could get off here.
7:11 pm on September 14th, 2007
King Skarl listens as you tell your joke…
Q: Who is a boring Skeith that never fails to leave the beef rouladen?
A: You !
Well looky there… You got a chuckle out of him.
King Skarl Says:
*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 635 out of 1000.
Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.
1:18 am on September 19th, 2007
can I have the joke???
I try for the last 2 years and nothing….
please any help??
thnaks
9:40 pm on November 18th, 2007
please, please someone help me find a joke to make king skarl laugh!!
5:47 am on December 28th, 2007
Hey could u mail me at hanny1095@sbcglobal.net of what question you used I really want that avatar thanks!
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