I have a problem. It concerns my guitar lessons, or rather not the lessons itself for a change. I could really need some advice.

I have noticed since a while, that some things I say, are understood completly wrong. Now when I say wrong, put wrong in the right context please.

Example. I have no idea how I got on that subject, but while my guitar teacher made some notes, I told him some brain stuff. One thing was, that things that are not used regularly, shrink, and I added “now isnt that depressing”. I of course meant “brain volume”, he must have understood it wrong and said something that had me blush to the moon. Little girlie that I mentally am, I wanted to get up and run.

Now this is only one example. Everything one sais can be understood wrong if you are a piggie or male.

I am of course not. I cant even be around people, people make me horribly nervous. Very visible nervous. At the otorhinolaryngologist, the doctor said that I appear very nervous, and that I really need to work on that. THAT nervous. How my guitar teacher could ever get the idea that I would say things and mean them sexually, makes me not to happy at all, because it makes me wonder if I am sending out signals. And I absolutely dont mean or want to at all.

I am noticing this since a few weeks. I have no idea what to do now. I have a feeling that this is below his niveau as well, and that he only responses in that way, because he feels that this is how I meant it.

What should I do? How on earth should I tell him that this is not how I mean anything? SOS